Geography of a Woman and a Man...

tee hee hee...

"GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN"

BETWEEN 18 AND 22,
A WOMAN IS LIKE AFRICA, HALF DISCOVERED, HALF WILD,
NATURALLY BEAUTIFUL WITH FERTILE SOIL.

BETWEEN 23 AND 30,
A WOMAN IS LIKE AMERICA, WELL DEVELOPED AND OPEN
TO TRADE, ESPECIALLY FOR SOMEONE WITH CASH

BETWEEN 31 AND 35,
A WOMAN IS LIKE INDIA, VERY HOT, RELAXED AND
CONVINCED OF HER OWN BEAUTY.

BETWEEN 36 AND 40,
A WOMAN IS LIKE FRANCE, GENTLY AGING BUT STILL WARM
AND A DESIRABLE PLACE TO VISIT.

BETWEEN 41 AND 50,
A WOMAN IS LIKE GREAT BRITAIN, WITH A GLORIOUS AND ALL
CONQUERING PAST.

BETWEEN 51 AND 60,
A WOMAN IS LIKE YUGOSLAVIA, LOST THE WAR AND HAUNTED
BY PAST MISTAKES.

BETWEEN 61 AND 70,
A WOMAN IS LIKE RUSSIA, VERY WIDE AND BORDERS ARE NOW
UNPATROLLED

AFTER 70,
SHE BECOMES TIBET. WILDLY BEAUTIFUL, WITH A MYSTERIOUS
PAST AND THE WISDOM OF THE AGES.ONLY THOSE WITH AN
ADVENTUROUS SPIRIT AND A THIRST FOR SPIRITUAL
KNOWLEDGE VISIT THERE.


"GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN"

BETWEEN 1 AND 70,
A MAN IS LIKE The UNITED STATES - RULED BY A DICK.